Radiohead is..wait…okay, maybe “better” is not the word(cause Radiohead RULES), but c’mon Kermit drops words that would make Diane Keaton or Jane Fonda proud (so yeah, this YouTube clip is on the rated R side):
Hello Friends and Mom (All three of you that read this blog).
You’re probably wondering, hey where’s the posts? Where is my “HUMP DAY” stuff?
For a while now(We’re looking at you NEW reader), we here at The NERD of HER! headquarters have been giving you an array of YouTube videos on Wednesdays…as a sort of way to get through the hump, that is humpday.
These videos usually follow a theme we’ve put together after many an hour of brain and server racking (riiiighhht).
So far, many of you have enjoyed these videos and have been kind enough to share them with the ones you love, or at the very least want to embarrasses.
Today, as a change of pace (and likely as a way of dodging REAL work), we decided to leave the video ideas to a certain gray tabby cat.
He didn’t feel like posing for a photo, but the tabby’s name is Avner and he’s good friends with le bunny.
Getting Avner to help out with today’s blog post was quite a feat. For as you know, the schedule of a cat is a the jumble of 9 lives in speeds and maneuvers that would put scenes in the Matrix to shame.
Amid a busy schedule of harassing his sister, attacking the television, acting oblivious to humans, accumulating 18 hours of sleep, and consuming kibble in amounts exceeding his own body mass, Avner was able to hunt up some good videos. He did it all with a smile (not very different from that of a Cheshire), and we think the videos he selected might get you grinning too.
So gather you and your furry ones around the computer.
Today’s theme’s Cat’s that talk!
Say Hello to the ‘Ello Kitty!
: I could listen to this kitteh all day.
: You have and you will.
: He’s soooo cute.
: It’s the British accent. Everyone is a sucker for it.
The Conversation:
: Awww, I’ve blogged about them before I think. Or emailed anyway.
: I know. And you should blog again, these are some sassy ladies.
: Ohh.
: They’re like your giant shaved cat version of “The View,” but in less annoying. I was going to be on their show actually, but I had to take a nap.
Kicking ass and taking names, that’s the name of the game today.
You’ve probably noticed, that there’s been a lot of silly petty grumbling and fighting on the TV these days (I think you know what we’re talking about).
Worst yet, it’s all talk and not much action.
It’s not even the talk that inspires. *sigh*
This is the time we need it most. Mid recession, er midweek, we need that umff to kick us fully into gear yeah?
But who? Who can we look to to show us the way?
And where? (Youtube?)
Thanks to the internet, and a little soul searching we at The Nerd of HER! headquarters were able to find just a handful of role models and scenes of action to put anyone’s otherwise uninspired and weak life into BADASSNESS!
Video 1. Pff, car crash carsmwash? This is the one guy Tom Cruise drove right past (quite possibly questioning his religion). You think you can take a hit? Think again:
Video 2. This guy is so bad, his name is a cuss word. Men, beasts, and talent are no match for Van Damn!!!
Video 3. But how does one get to such a superior level of baddassness and action?The power, the strength, are only the gifts of wisdom discipline and serious training. You think it’s just by accident?
Apparently Wednesday is also called “hump day,” (or atleast that’s what my BF calls it for reasons he deems “poetic.”).
According to one of the definitions on the Urban Dictionary (The one that most resembles the definition my BF mumbled):
Hump Day is, “The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day…”3
That is until The NERD Of Her! decided it would be the perfect day for YouTube Videos to keep that hump day Mojo up and kicking.
That’s how it just goes here, always with the give give giving. 🙂
Without much ado, please enjoy these sizzlin’ HOT goodies (if you already haven’t somewhere else).
Video 1. A little Russion spirit never hurt anyone right?
Video 2. I think the only reason this guy isn’t working or dating is because he doesn’t wanna miss Madonna’s or Ed McMahon phone call, but that’s just one theory.
Video 3. Lastly, but certainly not leastly…a man that needs no introduction because he is sex musk incarnate.
But wait, he has more. Judging by the production value, I’d say someone got into the money…
*The Bonus*
If this didn’t make your week, well I just don’t know what kind of week you’re having.
The NERD of Her! is not responsible for any sudden cause of seizure, heartache, trauma or induced labor as a result of viewing any expressed opinions and or media presented in this blog. If you do however enjoy this kind of thing, well then uh “you’re welcome.”
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