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Blinded by Science

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Hypothesis:

Posing with science projects will never help you score.

Control:

No cool kids are seen in the following website.

Conclusion:

It’s cool to laugh at photos of those poor lonely science fair participants.

To look upon the photos of students and their Science Projects is to look at God’s sense of humor and well find out what a cruel and vengeful god he can be.

Of course, if you’re a person of science, you’ll look at this and thank god no one decided to add your photo to the collection.

Have a look for yourself and you’ll know just what we mean.

Not to brag or anything, but we won a few first prizes in our old science fair days… the photographic evidence however was spared the fame/ridicule of this website (this time anyway).

Don’t judge us! It was a time for experimenting!

Hey I was young! I needed the trophies!!!

 

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Hump Day: Everything’s better with Muppets

Hump Day Camel

Friends countrymen, people who read this blog, it’s that fateful day in the week again. It’s hump day!!!!

Done clapping, whooping and hollering? Are you back at your desk/seat?

Okay, great…now what could make this day better than any other day before Thursday?

Muppets. Muppets make EVERYTHING better.

What kind of things, you ask?

What’s better with Muppets?

Politics are better with Muppets:

Law and Order is better with Muppets:

Radiohead is..wait…okay, maybe “better” is not the word(cause Radiohead RULES), but c’mon Kermit drops words that would make Diane Keaton or Jane Fonda proud (so yeah, this YouTube clip is on the rated R side):

Have a great week everybody!

 

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David Lee Roth Runs w/out the Devils

Eddie and Dave

Sometimes I wonder why Van Halen and David Lee Roth fight and hate on each other so much (They reunited and toured all summer and are supposedly kicking off another leg this year)… They’re might be news of them doing stuff, but I’m sure none of it is without drama…

Why the drama/battle guys? Why?

And then I remember, Oh Yeah cause you guys are f***ing nuts!

I don’t have the time to cover every detail and argument about their Insanity/ego/CRAZY that makes Van Halen.

We all know it’s magnitude is the kind of stuff that would even make (the late and great) Rick James take a slight step back.

Rick James

The drugs, the egos, the violence;Van Halen is the band embodiment of every relationship don’t as professed by Dr. Phil, Oprah and Cosmo issue combined.  I’d go as far as saying, that it is probably the unhealthiest rock relationships of this century (Britney doesn’t even come close).

You’re reading this and thinking, “Oh Nerdo, they did go their own way. They went on to have successful musical careers without each other.”

Van Halen had a number of singers and Diamond Dave managed to shine on in his own way too.

Diamond Dave Crowd

But what if things hadn’t gone that way? What if Dave had decided to completely remove himself from Van Halen?

Isolate his vocal talents?

What would life be like were there no “BROWN SOUND”?

Have you ever wondered what the Roth Sound is?

Is that an even scarier thought?

To really have a grasp on this thought, we’re going to have to listen to Van Halen and Dave (Mano a Mano).

Like true scientist, we’ll use the powers of YouTube uploaded videos.  First, the band in it’s entirety and then The Roth on his own.

Van Halen’s “Running with the Devil”

Take a moment.  Let the Rock wash over.

Ready?

And now Mr. David Lee Roth without accompaniment.

He stands before you, completely isolated, nude even (sound wise) with only his madness and extra tight spandex to support and comfort him.

David Lee Roth (Isolated Vocals)

You may have to listen again.  Make sure to pay extra close attention to section that starts at 01:26-01:33. It’s ASTOUNDING. Not only because of the amount of words(speed and made up Roth language) he’s saying, but it even sounds like he’s got several pitches going on simultaneously.

Yep, David Lee Roth is the devil.

There are probably whales and monks somewhere totally freaking out.

I don’t know about you, but i was WOWed. Uh huh.

And yeah it’s okay to laugh too. I did, after I fell out of my chair anyway.

Now, discuss.

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Hump Day: The kicking a$$ edition

Hump Day Camel

Kicking ass and taking names, that’s the name of the game today.

You’ve probably noticed, that there’s been a lot of silly petty grumbling and fighting on the TV these days (I think you know what we’re talking about).

Worst yet, it’s all talk and not much action.

It’s not even the talk that inspires. *sigh*

This is the time we need it most. Mid recession, er midweek, we need that umff to kick us fully into gear yeah?

But who? Who can we look to to show us the way?

And where? (Youtube?)

Thanks to the internet, and a little soul searching we at The Nerd of HER! headquarters were able to find just a handful of role models and scenes of action to put anyone’s otherwise uninspired and weak life into BADASSNESS!

Video 1. Pff, car crash carsmwash? This is the one guy Tom Cruise drove right past (quite possibly questioning his religion). You think you can take a hit? Think again:

Video 2. This guy is so bad, his name is a cuss word. Men, beasts, and talent are no match for Van Damn!!!

Video 3. But how does one get to such a superior level of baddassness and action?The power, the strength, are only the gifts of wisdom discipline and serious training. You think it’s just by accident?

Yeah we’re pumped, how about you?

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