Not to be a total dick or anything (not that I’ve never not one been one before), BUT Winona Ryder (if it’s really her), is on the Twitter, and she doesn’t know how to use “you’re.”
I don’t know why this kind of thing bothers me, but it does.
It’s probably my own hang up and I should get over it, but aye….
Anyhow, I showed this to my bf, and he was all, “She didn’t go to school babe, leave her alone.”
But…but she was in Beetlejuice.
If that’s not enough education, I don’t know what is.
Follow the Real Winona Ryder
This post was basically yanked from the pages of my tumblr…sigh.
The following is a conversation I’d have with a friend, if I had a friend.
As things are, and have been so for a while, the conversation happened in my head. You can’t get inside my head, but you can get in this blog. Therefor the conversation has been typed in here for your reading approve or disapproval.
It’s almost as surreal as the subject itself.
READ ON IMAGINARY FRIEND:
(If it helps any, the voices never tell me to do terrible things, they only tell me what to put in the blog sometimes…sometimes.)
2nd Voice: Okay, lemme see if I got this straight…This is a clip, from a show made up of clips running other clip shows?
1st Voice: Oooooh, but the cool part is–Joel Mchale and Simon Pegg are HILARIOUS. Even made Olbermann kinda funny.
2nd Voice: Hmm…
1st Voice: Quiet possibly the strangest and AWESOMEST thing you will ever see.
2nd Voice: Oh?
1st Voice: Will you watch it already?!
Here’s the clip:
More of the show HERE.
It’s not polite to pick, but if Seinfield taught us anything, sometimes it’s just a scratch (sometimes it can’t be helped).
If we were going to pick at something it should very well be be brains. Ewww.
Yeah we picked at some bunny’s brain and THIS is what came out.
[Picking my brain in public]
An Interview with WINSTON’S DAD!!!
In order to succeed in the world of blogging, you need a few things:
(Well, if you want to succeed in getting The NERD of HER! to read and love your blog that is)
You’re going to need: An eye/brain for posting, an awesome cat(Winston, have we told you how much we love you today?) and it doesn’t hurt to be a really attractive gay man.
Could a cat be like it’s human, or could a human be like it’s cat? That’s not a question asked on Gridskipper, but it is one we were left pondering.
We know Winston is always hungry (a good way to get his attention is to drop some food), but I wonder if Rich is going to be sent food from certain admirers (now that we know what he likes to eat).
Read More HERE.