Winona Ryder doesn’t know who You Are

Not to be a total dick or anything (not that I’ve never not one been one before), BUT Winona Ryder (if it’s really her), is on the Twitter, and she doesn’t know how to use “you’re.”

*Sigh*

I don’t know why this kind of thing bothers me, but it does.

It’s probably my own hang up and I should get over it, but aye….

Anyhow, I showed this to my bf, and he was all, “She didn’t go to school babe, leave her alone.”

But…but she was in Beetlejuice.

If that’s not enough education, I don’t know what is.
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Follow the Real Winona Ryder

This post was basically yanked from the pages of my tumblr…sigh.

Greatest Undiscovered LOL Cat or

YOUR next desktop?

Wall Mural?

  I think the answer/route  regarding our treatment (dare I say, amiration of Fred Williamson) is obvious…but we want to know how you swung “The Hammer.”

Tell us, or better yet, SHOW us.

I can haz centerfold?

The NERD of her wants some feedback…

We also wanna know if Fred Williamson ever got some help for his feet.

Happy 9 lives y’all.

*Best submission wins some glory.

I Like Soup

The following is a conversation I’d have with a friend, if I had a friend.

As things are, and have been so for a while, the conversation happened in my head.  You can’t get inside my head, but you can get in this blog.  Therefor the conversation has been typed in here for your reading approve or disapproval.

It’s almost as surreal as the subject itself.

READ ON IMAGINARY FRIEND:

(If it helps any, the voices never tell me to do terrible things, they only tell me what to put in the blog sometimes…sometimes.)

2nd Voice: Okay, lemme see if I got this straight…This is a clip, from a show made up of clips running other clip shows?

1st Voice: Oooooh, but the cool part is–Joel Mchale and Simon Pegg are HILARIOUS.  Even made Olbermann kinda funny.

2nd Voice:  Hmm…

1st Voice:  Quiet possibly the strangest and AWESOMEST thing you will ever see.

2nd Voice:  Oh?

1st Voice:  Will you watch it already?!

Here’s the clip:

Steroids!

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More of the show HERE.

Bird Flu has nothing on this Chicken Fever

I clucking dare you not to get down with this techno funky chicken!

Pixar likes it when you cry

There is a girl named Courtney.  Courtney is found of robots and the cute.  Courtney also has no problem showing such fondness with a video on the YouTube.

She watched a trailer for Wall*E and pretty much lost it.

Not the film (which has a good number of verklempt moments), but THE TRAILER.

Hey people recorded themselves watching girls and cups right, or watching people laugh, so why, why not record yourself watching a Pixar trailer?

Well people saw this, actually the RIGHT people saw this and sent Courtney not a box of kleenex and the number to a robotherapist, but an invitation to the film premier.

Lesson learned here people?

Pixar likes it when you cry.

If you love and cry about a Pixar movie, you just might get invited to a party.

But don’t take my word for it (blowing nose in tissue), you can read all about her uber nerd fandom by going HERE.

If crying really gets people places, there are a number of babies I’m going to have to be nice to now.

Worst Spam EVER

Yep, it’s THAT kinda email…you know shouldn’t click it, but you probably will anyway (sigh)

Actually, you should click on the “click,” because it’s a really cool short film.

If there ever were a case where art imitating life however…

There but for the grace of god…

Good weekend people.

Who Knew Censorship had a sense of humor?

A sense of humor, a sense of style…a sense of good times?!!

You can’t hate on a block for too long if itplays pong, does meat spins and can kick a person in the bread basket  can you?

Yes censorship apparently has it’s purpose…Were it not for censorship we might all be pinko red commies right now too, check it out:

Hahaha, yeah they got your number too McAllen, Texas!!!

Tumblr wants your soul

Tumblr is a tool of the devil. It’s sole purpose it to steal your soul.

Marco Amet created an alogrithim that, and these are his words,

“actually draws a little bit of blood from your mouse finger and without the user knowing, signing a contract that basically commits your soul to the dark lord…”

And there you have it.

Tumblr, cool tool and fun microblogging site that wields evil and terrible powers.

We wouldn’t post it if it weren’t true (or at least kinda odd and funny, because oddness, nerdliness and that is funny feeling definately surpasses facts–that’s a fact!)

We practice reblogging, hello we yanked this from le bunny’s:

Tumblr: Another evil microblogging platform for babies and a-holes

Now we’re off to continue feeding the master…hope to see you there too.

Let’s follow each other, yeah?

tumblnrd

Sugar Bush Squirrel

No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you.

Behold, Sugar Bush Squirrel…

The MOST PHOTOGRAPHED SQUIRREL OF ALL TIME.

It is truly something to be in AWE and AWW of.

Here. Grab your nuts and GO.

Fly you fool!!!

(via Cute Overload)

How & Where Not To Do The Fishstick

People read and follow Emily Post for a reason. People wear jackets to some resturants, and you even need a license to own certain objects du war.

Basically, for everything and we do mean EVERYTHING, there is a place and a time, and sometimes even a “dance craze.”

The how and the where…again, more things to consider.

Thanks to flickr and the magic that is the internets, we can watch lonelysandwich shows us “How and where not to do The Fishstick”.

Click the beard and watch the mayhem.

According to the fine podcast You Look Nice Today, the fish stick is “The latest dance craze that is sweeping the nation.”

Now aren’t you glad you read us today…you’re welcome.

(Actual thanks to Merlin Mann)