Winona Ryder doesn’t know who You Are

Not to be a total dick or anything (not that I’ve never not one been one before), BUT Winona Ryder (if it’s really her), is on the Twitter, and she doesn’t know how to use “you’re.”

*Sigh*

I don’t know why this kind of thing bothers me, but it does.

It’s probably my own hang up and I should get over it, but aye….

Anyhow, I showed this to my bf, and he was all, “She didn’t go to school babe, leave her alone.”

But…but she was in Beetlejuice.

If that’s not enough education, I don’t know what is.
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Follow the Real Winona Ryder

This post was basically yanked from the pages of my tumblr…sigh.

Greatest Undiscovered LOL Cat or

YOUR next desktop?

Wall Mural?

  I think the answer/route  regarding our treatment (dare I say, amiration of Fred Williamson) is obvious…but we want to know how you swung “The Hammer.”

Tell us, or better yet, SHOW us.

I can haz centerfold?

The NERD of her wants some feedback…

We also wanna know if Fred Williamson ever got some help for his feet.

Happy 9 lives y’all.

*Best submission wins some glory.

I Like Soup

The following is a conversation I’d have with a friend, if I had a friend.

As things are, and have been so for a while, the conversation happened in my head.  You can’t get inside my head, but you can get in this blog.  Therefor the conversation has been typed in here for your reading approve or disapproval.

It’s almost as surreal as the subject itself.

READ ON IMAGINARY FRIEND:

(If it helps any, the voices never tell me to do terrible things, they only tell me what to put in the blog sometimes…sometimes.)

2nd Voice: Okay, lemme see if I got this straight…This is a clip, from a show made up of clips running other clip shows?

1st Voice: Oooooh, but the cool part is–Joel Mchale and Simon Pegg are HILARIOUS.  Even made Olbermann kinda funny.

2nd Voice:  Hmm…

1st Voice:  Quiet possibly the strangest and AWESOMEST thing you will ever see.

2nd Voice:  Oh?

1st Voice:  Will you watch it already?!

Here’s the clip:

Steroids!

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More of the show HERE.

Who Knew Censorship had a sense of humor?

A sense of humor, a sense of style…a sense of good times?!!

You can’t hate on a block for too long if itplays pong, does meat spins and can kick a person in the bread basket  can you?

Yes censorship apparently has it’s purpose…Were it not for censorship we might all be pinko red commies right now too, check it out:

Hahaha, yeah they got your number too McAllen, Texas!!!

Sugar Bush Squirrel

No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you.

Behold, Sugar Bush Squirrel…

The MOST PHOTOGRAPHED SQUIRREL OF ALL TIME.

It is truly something to be in AWE and AWW of.

Here. Grab your nuts and GO.

Fly you fool!!!

(via Cute Overload)

Nude Matrix

Yeah, you put those two words together on a post and you’re bound to get some hits…yeah.

Anyway, the other word is Radiohead. It’s a great word, and an even BETTER band. You love ‘em…YOU MUST.

Apparently the guy that made this video does too, and he does so with a dot matrix printer.

Video by James Houston
jim@1030.co.uk

Think Big, Draw BIGGER

So how does one make the biggest drawing in the world? Who made the biggest drawing in the world? It’s really done with GPS?  How?!

Hey I’m glad you asked. It’s pretty darn cool, and you can read/see all about it, by going HERE.

What, you didn’t think we were just going to copy and paste all the info and pass it off as our own did you? Sheesh.

YouTube,What Planet You On?

I didn’t know there were beautiful or stunning things on the YouTube until I saw this:

90% of the song was composed using sounds recorded from the Disney film ‘Alice In Wonderland’. Download the full song in 128kbps MP3 format HERE.

Thanks and keep up the fab work Fagottron.

I didn’t know that Russia invented break dancing until I saw this:

90% of this song was originally composed to express the difficulties of life(street life, unemployment, scuffed up A.D.I.D.A.S), and should have probably been used for Cold War Propanda, but alas…Download the remix in MP3 format HERE.

Kudos to SBuitenhuis

And finally, I didn’t know emails could be turned into awesome songs…and now I’ve said too much…

90% of this song could easily be a conversation anyone has had…I say anyone. Yeah that’s it… Anyway, it’s a really great track, if you’re still sitting down and not up and moving, you need help. You should also consider going to the Itunes, or whatever your choice of MP3 purchasing may be.

Enjoy.

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Blinded by Science

Hypothesis:

Posing with science projects will never help you score.

Control:

No cool kids are seen in the following website.

Conclusion:

It’s cool to laugh at photos of those poor lonely science fair participants.

To look upon the photos of students and their Science Projects is to look at God’s sense of humor and well find out what a cruel and vengeful god he can be.

Of course, if you’re a person of science, you’ll look at this and thank god no one decided to add your photo to the collection.

Have a look for yourself and you’ll know just what we mean.

Not to brag or anything, but we won a few first prizes in our old science fair days… the photographic evidence however was spared the fame/ridicule of this website (this time anyway).

Don’t judge us! It was a time for experimenting!

Hey I was young! I needed the trophies!!!

 

[link via Everlasting Blort]

Hump Day: Everything’s better with Muppets

Friends countrymen, people who read this blog, it’s that fateful day in the week again. It’s hump day!!!!

Done clapping, whooping and hollering? Are you back at your desk/seat?

Okay, great…now what could make this day better than any other day before Thursday?

Muppets. Muppets make EVERYTHING better.

What kind of things, you ask?

What’s better with Muppets?

Politics are better with Muppets:

Law and Order is better with Muppets:

Radiohead is..wait…okay, maybe “better” is not the word(cause Radiohead RULES), but c’mon Kermit drops words that would make Diane Keaton or Jane Fonda proud (so yeah, this YouTube clip is on the rated R side):

Have a great week everybody!

 

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